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Flush them down
They're pretty dirty, so it's probably best if you just got rid of them. Flush goes the toilet and the golden turds kind of roll around a bit before being sucked down the drain. You believe this to be the end of your troubles and you head over to the sink to wash your hands.
You hear the telltale sign of water pouring over the edge of the bowl. You rush back to the toilet and see that the heavy metal turds clogged the toilet instead of passing cleanly into the waste pipes. You rush around the bathroom screaming incoherently until you get a hold of yourself and decide what to do.
GAME OVER