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Leave them alone
You figure it's probably best if you let the turds remain in the bowl and become Someone Else's Problem. You wash your hands and leave the bathroom as quickly as possible to put some distance between you and the problem formerly known as yours.
Curiousity gets the better of you and you return several hours later to find that someone else had more guts than you and took the golden turds out of the toilet. Go figure.
GAME OVER