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Start my own dot-com enterprise!
E-commerce! Of course! It's so clear now! It's the future! So,you sharpen all your pencils and you decide to start your own dot-com enterprise! And what better to sell online than... AOL TRIAL DISKS! You've got about 15 thousand of them, and at $20 a pop, you'll get rich in no time! So, you launch a site. Within 5 hours, you have over 100,000 hits. You're stunned. You have orders coming out the wazoo. You never realized how many people liked those things! You're flabbergasted! You're rich! Your site goes down! Wait. What was that last one? Site? DOWN??? That's not good. Not at all. In fact, there goes your life savings. So, there you have it. The stupidest thing you've ever done! You can jump out that window a happy person. Congratulations!